Why are you wasting your time reading this?
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Because i AM the ultimate lifeform!
Because I'm Shadow. Shadow the Hedgehog...
Because you died for my sins
666 satan is the ultimate lifeform 666!!!
Because I care about your feelings.
So i can post a comment you can waste your time reading.
Because I'm bored as tits.
I just love it when people make fun of jesus
Cause you are jesus
Because...... DAMNIT THESE FISHSTICKS ARE AS HARD AS TITS
Because I LIKE to waste my time...
Because you wasted your time writing it.
If you enjoy wasting your time, is it still time wasted?
Why are YOU wasting time reading THIS?
Because I have no life.
You can call me Al!
becasue i clicked on your profile picture
Because your Jesus.
Not all deaths are tragedies moron.
There not tragedies but there not joyous occasions.
I'm banned, and I figure there's nothing better to do.
because your name is funny?
Because you're UOTD.
Because I was browsing the UOTD section.
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