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Because i AM the ultimate lifeform!

Because I'm Shadow. Shadow the Hedgehog...

Because you died for my sins

666 satan is the ultimate lifeform 666!!!

Because I care about your feelings.

So i can post a comment you can waste your time reading.

Because I'm bored as tits.

I just love it when people make fun of jesus

Cause you are jesus

Why not?

Because...... DAMNIT THESE FISHSTICKS ARE AS HARD AS TITS

Because I LIKE to waste my time...

Because you wasted your time writing it.

If you enjoy wasting your time, is it still time wasted?

Why are YOU wasting time reading THIS?

Because I have no life.

You can call me Al!

becasue i clicked on your profile picture

Because your Jesus.

Duh.

Not all deaths are tragedies moron.

There not tragedies but there not joyous occasions.

I'm banned, and I figure there's nothing better to do.

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