tom641 2009-09-02 18:23:20

Because i AM the ultimate lifeform!

UberCream 2009-09-03 04:39:00

Because I'm Shadow. Shadow the Hedgehog...

HellboundNinja 2009-09-04 19:01:53

Because you died for my sins

Hawdcore 2009-09-10 05:48:20

666 satan is the ultimate lifeform 666!!!

WeirdJamFace 2009-09-11 12:00:53

Because I care about your feelings.

HighWay 2009-09-13 02:57:38

So i can post a comment you can waste your time reading.

djmrules 2009-09-14 21:21:27

Because I'm bored as tits.

METALHEAD01 2009-11-14 17:47:08

I just love it when people make fun of jesus

hhahahahahha 2009-11-19 20:44:41

Cause you are jesus

Earthshine 2009-12-24 18:01:56

Why not?

Hawdcore 2009-12-27 07:42:36

Because...... DAMNIT THESE FISHSTICKS ARE AS HARD AS TITS

FlashCam 2009-12-27 08:58:48

Because I LIKE to waste my time...

Step 2009-12-30 17:31:49

Because you wasted your time writing it.

Bergonbelson 2010-01-05 23:33:00

If you enjoy wasting your time, is it still time wasted?

Jay 2010-01-07 20:42:16

Why are YOU wasting time reading THIS?

ChandlerThompson 2010-08-19 04:10:05

You can call me Al!

up-a-notch 2010-08-22 11:21:43

becasue i clicked on your profile picture

Tycrane 2011-02-21 14:54:38

Because your Jesus.

Duh.

KillerSkull 2011-05-02 18:53:59

Not all deaths are tragedies moron.

1916 2011-07-29 14:15:07

I'm banned, and I figure there's nothing better to do.